NEW SWEARS - JUNKFOOD FOREVER, BEDTIME WHATEVER (LP)

$10.00
12" LP
BACHELOR RECORDS

A1 Midnight Lovers
A2 Main Stream
A3 Stay Gold
A4 T.V. Shows
A5 Candy Land
B1 Day Dreamin'
B2 Sweet Donna
B3 Cool Aid
B4 Legalize Freedom
B5 No Fun

"In four words, New Swears encapsulate their Poochie-esque core: Junkfood forever. Bedtime? Whatever! These four Ottawa dudes have written a genuinely fun record—handclaps and chugging, sunny riffs in tow—full of songs about smoking weed, drinking, having sex, and, generally speaking, not giving a shit and having a good time. Do they break shit? You better believe it. Do they care about the bullshit? No way. The record might be best exemplified by "Legalize Freedom", a deep-voiced, sketchy track about outrunning the cops and doing coke and sleeping with prostitutes. This sounds more like a low-budget exploitation film than a gritty account of real life, but like a lot of low-budget exploitation films, this thing is fun. "- P4K